Howdy! I'm
Howdy! I’m Milo Yield, Laugh Director of Thought And Laugh
Enterprise$, Inc. (TALES). I'm looking forward to "laugh-crafting" an
entertainment program for your rural group, regardless of its size or location.
A little background is in order. I've been
thoughtfully spreading my brand of clean country humor for more than 25 years
from coast to coast, including a few excursions across the border into
I've written a syndicated humor column
"Viewing the Field by Milo Yield" and its successor "Laugh
Tracks in the Dust" every week since
It is safe to say that my views from my
exceedingly diversified farming enterprise, Damphewmore
Acres, are decidedly unorthodox and funny -- a bit backwards, yet with a touch
of cutting-edge new technology. I operate my family farm with my wife Nevah Yield, my pappy Czar E. Yield, and my pet dog Scab.
My humorous stories mirror my humorous experiences of growing up on a
diversified farm, working in agribusiness, and swapping yarns while traveling
the back roads and flying the remote airways to entertain rural audiences
ranging from national conventions to local 4-H and FFA banquets.
My hobbies and special interests include: Aquaculturist (trying to keep my farm afloat), Jogging and
Walking (trying to get in step with the rest of the world), and collecting decrepit
and foul farm and ranch hats.
If your group is looking to "hire on"
a humorous speaker for its next meeting, banquet, convention or tour, give me a
phone call or an e-mail. My speaking fee varies with the size of the audience
and how far I have to travel, and how long I have to leave ol’
Nevah at home to do the chores by herself. It’s
usually somewhere between $400 and $1,000. But, I promise, I'll knock myself
out to make sure your group's hard-earned money is well spent!
If you need references, I'll give you the phone
numbers of some folks who've hired me before and you can get the scoop from
them.
I'm lookin' forward
to meeting you down some ol' country road!
Here's how to contact me:
Thought And
Laugh
2532 YY Road
Phone: 620-279-4345 or (cell
phone) 620-344-1350
(leave
a message on that pesky answering machine)
E-Mail: MiloYield@MiloYield.com
If you'd like to see a partial list of some of my "Laugh
Tracks", click here.
If you'd like to see what some kindly folks have said about me, click here.